my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’
(via manda)
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
(Source: homleschapel, via wo-manofsteel)
Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”
(via twelvefeethigh)
don’t ever apologize for the positive qualities you have
if you do well in school, if you’re beautiful, if you are great at sports, if you can sing well WHATEVER
if you are a combination of amazing things you are a threat to the world
own it and don’t wear a guise of forced modesty to pacify the insecurities of others
this
(via twelvefeethigh)
so i typed this up in a wordpad
and i found a printer (one of my neighbours)
and i
printed some
i just did more
omg i just heard someone next door scream “WHO IS DOING THIS”
i wonder if they can HEAR ME LAUGHGING
NOW I’M DONE
THIS IS THE LAST ONE
THIS TIME
I AM DONE THIS TIME
(via a-thousandkisses)
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
(Source: vvumblr, via radical-illusion)
